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I Am a Wanderlust Queen
Dear Aster, What brings me joy, you ask? It’s ironic that this week, of all weeks, I get to write about things that bring me joy. You...
Obnoxious Orchid
Jun 12, 20225 min read


Age-Old Poultry Query
You know those movies that start at the end and then spend the rest of their runtime showing how prior events unfolded to reach...

Austere Aster
Jun 6, 20224 min read


Let Me Help You, Oh Children of the Corn!
Dear Aster, So, this isn’t exactly a cohesive piece of advice I’ve received on a specific occasion, and perhaps it’s not a ‘bad’ piece of...
Obnoxious Orchid
May 22, 20224 min read


Quality Coping Cocktail
You know that phrase — do as I say, not as I do? I find that it often applies when discussing best mental health practices. While one may...

Austere Aster
May 15, 20224 min read


From the Death of a Toad To the Birth of a Teacher
Dear Aster, So despite having a good number of theoretically shameful and regrettable events in my past, I can honestly say that there is...
Obnoxious Orchid
May 1, 20225 min read


Just an Extended Metaphor
I’ll tell you what — this post has had a few iterations already, all of them quietly squirreled away from prying eyes. And with that vague..

Austere Aster
Apr 24, 20224 min read


Did I Stutter?
Dear Aster, I hate having to repeat myself. That’s it, that is my pet peeve. The funny thing is that half the time when I have to repeat...
Obnoxious Orchid
Apr 10, 20224 min read


That Got Dark, Fast
The past 5+ weeks have taken on a distinct theme: things feel like they couldn’t possibly get any worse, and then…they do.

Austere Aster
Apr 3, 20223 min read


Boom, Boom, Clap!
Dear Aster, So, when I first saw your question, I had a bit of a grrr moment, feeling like, “Really? You’re going to make me talk about...
Obnoxious Orchid
Mar 27, 20225 min read


Everything Is Different
This is a week late. In the days leading up to last Sunday, I would fleetingly remember that I had to write *something* but came up...

Austere Aster
Mar 20, 20225 min read


Fuck, Sorry For All the Expletives
My dear, lovely Aster, Hi. I missed you last week. Pausing for perspective is crucial, but like it or not — the wheel of life keeps...
Obnoxious Orchid
Mar 6, 20226 min read


Epic Love, Or Something Like It
It comes down to this — I am not a moments person; rather, I’m a whole picture gal. The individual gestures without the overall context...

Austere Aster
Feb 20, 20225 min read


This Atheist's Bible
Dear Aster, You know what’s coming. It’s been coming for years. Ever since I stuck the 1,258 page behemoth that is The Great Book of...
Obnoxious Orchid
Feb 13, 20227 min read


If You Really Wanna Win, You Can Totally Sin
Ah, fairness. What a concept. Has there ever been a more fantastical notion? Appears liberally in books and films, and yet ever so...

Austere Aster
Feb 7, 20223 min read


Don't Need Me To Need You
Dear Aster, You know how there are certain pieces of advice that are so timeless and sticky, whose precise words burn themselves into our...
Obnoxious Orchid
Jan 30, 20224 min read


It’s All Fun and Games
Oh, you think there’s a method to the madness? I notice everything, and sometimes I can let it go, and sometimes I have to say something...

Austere Aster
Jan 23, 20223 min read


Stepping On Rakes Since the Fall of the Soviets
Dear Aster, You know that saying about the wise man and the fool, and the different ways that they learn? I doubt it would surprise...
Obnoxious Orchid
Jan 16, 20226 min read


If You Can’t Convince Them, Confuse Them
Everything fades, given enough time. The good stuff, which you’ll hate losing — birthday celebrations with cake and laughter, joyful night..

Austere Aster
Jan 9, 20224 min read


Don't Tell Me What To Do
My Dear Aster, What? You expect me to be all introspective and mindful now? What the crap are these shenanigans? Well, fluff you, and the...
Obnoxious Orchid
Jan 2, 20224 min read


Watching the Tide Roll Away
I don’t do things with half the intention I pretend; would you believe me if I said that my personal connections philosophy is rooted in...

Austere Aster
Dec 27, 20214 min read
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